Natalie Portman In "Closer"

This scene is amazing. Alice's (Natalie Portman) wit is amazing in it. I want to always answer questions the way she does here, 24 hours a day. Just kidding, but it's definitely sexy.
This movie is about deceit and how love is really just a lie.
"There's a girl out there named Venus. What's her real name?"
"Pluto."